The first John Smith to take credit for the dirty calls, turns out to be stag film actor Har Poon (the recently deceased bBarry/b Morse), who is in the middle of auditions for his latest opus. Alice looks on with amusement as Poon b..../b (I'm pretty sure) He was nominated for an Oscar as a mafia don, was the uncle in Christmas bVacation/b, and was the same old man in that episode of the Outer Limits (or was it Twilight Zone) that I kept talking about. February 10, 2009 4:30 PM ...